Pierrot, Mimile et Antoine, trois septuagénaires, amis d'enfance, ont bien compris que vieillir est le seul moyen connu de ne pas mourir. Quitte à traîner encore un peu ici-bas, ils sont bien déterminés à le faire avec style : un oeil tourné vers un passé qui fout le camp, l'autre qui scrute un avenir de plus en plus incertain, un pied dans la tombe et la main sur le coeur. Une comédie sociale aux parfums de lutte des classes et de choc des générations, qui commence sur les chapeaux de roues par un road-movie vers la Toscane, au cours duquel Antoine va tenter de montrer qu'il n'y a pas d'âge pour commettre un crime passionnel.
Dans le camp fortifié romain Petibonum, on se pose des questions : comment les Irréductibles Gaulois du village d’Astérix font-ils pour ridiculiser encore et toujours la puissance romaine ? Décidé à percer à jour le mystère de la force surhumaine de nos héros, le centurion Caius Bonus envoie un espion déguisé en Gaulois. C’est Caligula Minus qui s’y colle, et découvre bien vite l’existence de la potion magique préparée par Panoramix. Sans attendre, le centurion Caius Bonus fait enlever le druide pour s’emparer de la recette du fameux breuvage histoire, qui sait, de devenir César à la place de Jules ! Une première occasion pour Astérix de démontrer son courage et ses talents de stratège.
Nos héros rencontrent le comte de Champignac dans d'étranges circonstances.
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