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Il était une fois... Un brave fermier se décide à acheter un taureau pour inséminer sa vache. Négociation, marchandage, achat. Notre brave fermier, Charles, présente Désiré à la vache. Consternation : le taureau s'en désintéresse. Un soir, la foudre tombe sur le champ de Désiré et, coup de théâtre, voici Désiré doté de la parole. Et le voici à même d'expliquer à Charles pourquoi sa vache ne l'attire en rien...
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